Progress.
So it’s Tuesdays. I realize that I said I would do weigh ins on Thursday’s, but today I happened to steal borrow a set of scales from my cousin and I have officially lost 10 lbs. Take that!!! Also,...
View ArticleThe Three Little Pickles
(a story by my daughter) The Three Little Pickles Once upon a time there were three little pickles in a house in the mountains. One day the little pickles saw a banana leaving the house. One of the...
View ArticleA Visit To The Vampires.
Okay, so along with the weight loss crap that has gone on, I have been putting off actively trying to get to Labcorb to get 4 measly vials of blood drawn. It is not like they are trying to excavate for...
View ArticleZombina, a short story
Go, Save yourself Brains, that was my first thought. Well no not really. My first real thought was something different. It went along the lines of “I thought I’d died…wasn’t I bitten? Didn’t I lay on...
View Article0 calorie breakfast.
me :Hello? him: this is bobby me Bobby how can i help you today? him :i had a zero calorie breakfast today me: Oh? him: yes, I ate my sister me (who really wasn’t paying attention) “Oh that’s nice)...
View ArticleWants, Interests, and Needs
This I don’t really know how to start, finish or even write. Ever since Richard left me for Sarah, although they both say I left because I was the one to move out, I have tried to figure out what I...
View Articlechill…the fuck out. I just cured cancer.
It is randomly crazy as hell what happens in my life. I tend to go from having bizarre fucking conversations at work, (aside, did you realize that eating avocados can stave off prostate cancer? Good...
View ArticleToy Boxes
First off, an apology. I haven’t written in almost a month. Holy Fuck. I know. There have been a few things going on in my life. The first being I finally got my diagnosis for RA. Fuck. Now I want my...
View ArticleWhat it means to be a “cutter”
I started writing a blog the beginning of December, on a consistent basis. At this point it has become hugely inconsistent, for a few reasons. The first being I really didn’t know what to write about....
View ArticleThe Whole Chicken Gay thing.
As a good many of you know, it is extremely difficult to hide behind yourself, lie to yourself and let the world see the front that is what you want people to see. It is difficult to pretend to be a...
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